Wednesday, March 15, 2006

Holi aaee re


Shatru (aside): Khaaamoshhhhhh....... abe o chapad ganju....is taraf kya taank raha hai. Jaanta nahin ki aaj holi hai..HOLI. Aaj to hum us Amit ki tarah Holi khelenge...

Meena: Arre o mere darling Shatru, itne gusse main kyun ho? Why you so angry hoying?

Shatru: Ab kya bataaunn...(slurp -- quick sip of 'wine')...uff, yeh angrezi daaru bahut kadvi hai..(to backstage helper) Oye !! Ek desi daaru ki botal laa...

(to Meena) Arre meri jaan, this Amit gives me a complex. Pata nahin kab se Rekha ke saath ghoom raha hai. Woh bhi Holi ke season mein.

Meena: Arre jaanu, tum kaun se zamaane ki baat kar rahe ho...

Shatru: Is zamaane ki, dekho....



Meena: Uff hoo....kab sudhroge !! Ab na to tum jawan ho, aur na hi Amit.

Shatru: Shut up !! Kiski itni jurrat ke Bihar ke is naujawan ko chunauti de..

Amit (in the background, a drunk voice): Haann.....Range barse....... haaan.....range barse.......

Shatru: Dekha, abhi tak gaa raha hai...

Meena: Arre darling, yeh remix version gaa raha hai, poora to sun lo..

[enter Amitabh]

Amit: Haannn....rang barse when holi kheling raghubeera ....

Shatru: What !!!!!

Amit: Arre haan bhai Shatru. Aaj kal bahut sudhar gaye hain.... ab ham Rekha ke saath nahin, Basanti ke saath Holi khelte hain.

Shatru (shocked): Kya ??!!!!

Amit: Haan yaar...bahut ho gaya yeh naatak-waatak..us Salim aur Javed ki baaton mein aa kar marna pad gaya tha Sholay mein. Tab se thaan li ke bhaad main gayi yaari-dosti...'apni akal lagao'. Yeh dekho...

Amit (continuing): arre holi kheling raghubeera awadh mein, holi kheling raghubeera...!!!

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Sorry for a MAD MAD post, but just had to have fun. :)

For a relatively saner view of Holi, go here.

And, oh yes, HAPPY HOLI

4 comments:

Raam Pyari said...

happy holiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
:D

earth said...

that was crazy bt fun...lvd the post!!
HAPPY HOLI

Shekhar said...

moonwalker: I've started dreaming about the chocolates now. ;)

earth: Hey thanks. :) And yes, welcome to my blog.

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