Thursday, July 20, 2006

Sholay rules !!!

Here's why...

33 years after the release of the movie, right in the middle of a b-school's exams, here's a multicast made on IP by none other than the great Neeraj 'Sabka Baap' Sharma. In the unfortunate circumstance of his reputation not having preceded him, just read up the modern take on Jai and Mausi's conversation. It's a blast...

"Amitabh: Mausi ladka TCS main kaam karta hai..

Mausi: Hai ram..

Amitabh: Aajkal allocated hai..

Mausi:To kya unallocated bhi rahta hai..

Amitabh: Ab 1 ki rating waalon ka allocation itni se asaani se kahaan hota hai..

Mausi: To kya 1 ki rating bhi aati hai uski..

Amitabh: PL (Project Leader) se ladai karne ke baad 5 ki rating to nahin na milti hai mausi..

Mausi: To kya ladaku bhi hai..

Amitabh: Ab onsite jane ko na mille to ho jaati kabhi kabhi anban..

Mausi: To kya onsite bhi nahin gayaa abhi tak..

Amitabh: Ab civil engineers ka Visa itni jaldi kahaan lagta hai mausi..

Mausi: To kya ladka civil engineer hai..

Mausi: Kaunse college se kiya ..

Amitabh: Uska pataa lagte hi hum aapko khabar kar denge..

Amitabh: To kya main rishta pakka samjhun mausi..

Mausi: Bhale hi hamaari ladki call center wale se shaadi kar le par TCS waale se katai nahin karegi....... "

17 comments:

Ekta said...

haha..this hilarious!!!
rolf!
bechare TCS wale...now how will they get married?

Anand said...

lol!
Well neat piece..and trust me it cld very well be Wipro or infosys as well!

Vidya said...

haaa haaa haaa .... nice one :)

Anonymous said...

I feel so happy I did nt sit for TCS:D


ruchi

Sayesha said...

Hahahahaha! :D

Sayesha said...

Seriously, itna bura rep hai TCS ka??? KyuN???

Shekhar said...

ekta: Answer to your question: Soooooociiiiiiiiiiiiiiiideee !!!!!! Soooooociiiiiiiiiiiiiiiideee !!!

:D

anand: Uii maa...India's fabled Big 3 in the loop. Ab to Gabbar (Microsoft) hi bachaye.

vidya: :))

ruchi: OYE...TCS join karne se thodi na 'Basanti' ban jaati ? ;)

sayesha: Pata nahin...par main abhi bhi dukhi hoon.. :((((((((

Shekhar said...

sayesha: :P

ketki said...

@ very funny post!

arpz said...

maa behan kar di TCS walon ki ! way to go ! Err... im a girl , can i say "maa behan" , hey wat the heck , i just said that ! :D

Shekhar said...

ketki: Thanks Ketki.

arpz: He he. Women's lib ka zamaana hai. You can say anything you want. *ducks under the bed*

Rose said...

~laughs~

Now every guy wud think twice b4 joining TCS..

:D

..Me

Shekhar said...

rose: ~wink wink~

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