Anyway, this being the season of weddings, I had to go to a gift shop to buy a suicidal nut a gift for his reception. Mom and Dad decided to come along as well.
Shopkeeper: Aiye, aiye. What can I do for you?
Dad: We need to buy a gift…
Shopkeeper: Anything specific… any particular occasion?
Me: Umm…Yep. I need to buy a wedding gift.
Shopkeeper (looks at me and smiles understandingly): Oh sure, sure. So, what kind of gift would your fiancé like?
Me: GRRRRRRR !!!!!!!!
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